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| alright guys... wow!! its been a long ass time since ive been on here... its pretty much cuz myspace kinda rules my life. the only reason im really even putting an entry in is because im fuckin bored as shit in english class... not much has happened in my life because i lead a fucking boring life................ alright thats it, peace bitches | | |
| so today was really awesome because i got to hang out with stephanie and she is such a buttload of fun. we got slurpees and watched the incredibles and were really awesome and junx. so yeah. i never update anymore because my sidekick/hiptop thing broke and im so BLOWN. in conclusion:
these are by far the two coolest people in the world.
danny, anna and gargoyle man are pretty awesome too.
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| i have three confessions to make.
1)I SMOKE.
2)I'm actually a woman.
3) I've got a thing for ghetto white chicks. like Stephanie.
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| i decided to write about how awesome i am because wat it comes down to is...im the coolest person in the world. and i cant even stand it. sure, sometimes i like to eat soap, and lacrosse rules my life, and i'm cruel to animals, and im a band geek, but i'm still pretty cool. plus my family is filthy rich. i have a puppy named muttons who i like to physically and mentally abuse. i used to have a shirt from ikea that said "blushing" but i gave it to this chick who i really cant stand. i know this really cool chick named katie aka "crack floozy" who is in hawaii on hooker island and i miss her alot. in conclusion, i am really awesome, and i have alot of really cool friends, and i can't wait to go to boston in less than 2 weeks with all my friends but i dont wanna go with THAT chick. SIKE I LOVE STEPHANIE BECAUSE SHE IS REALLY AWESOME AND I HOPE SHE MOTHERS MY CHILDREN. SHE IS MY SUGAR MOMMA AND MY EVER PRESENT BOOTY CALL. I LOVEOUR WEDNESDAY RONDEVUS AND I KINDA HOPE WE GET MARRIED ONE DAY. ITS TRUE FLIPPIN LOVE MAN, TRUE FLIPPIN LOVE.
HOTT DAMN. LEMME JUMP ON THAT!!! oh, and RIP the pope. | | |
| Well people a loot has happened since my last post jimmyjangle... Not a lot of it deals with me but rather with the world... I think shall begin by conveying my distress at the fact the amazing, the awesome, and the coolest.... Johnny cochrann has past away... Now I never knew the man, but this clearly poses a dilema to the american society.... I mean with his passing who is going to step up and bear the weight that he had on his shoulders... OO GOD WHO WILL PROTECT OUR COUNTRIES MURDERING PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES/BAD ACTORS FROM THEIR RIGHT AND JUST PUNISHMENT?!?!?!?!? WHO WILL DEFEND A PERSON AND IN DOING SO MAKE CATCHY PHRASES LIKE "if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit?!?!?!" IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT SOMEONE STEPS UP AND TAKES UP THE CROSS THAT JOHNNY COCHRIN LEFT BEHIND!!!! But I digress....
Now on the the next horrible news that I wept when I heard.... One of the funniest man on the planet has died... Of course I am speaking of mitch hedberg... If you do not kno this man you should be ashamed of urself. But if you do not kno him I shall enlighten you to how funny he was by putting some of his quotes in here:
For example: "My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when your gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice"
And....
"The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall one. They're fucking relentless"
And another:
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"
And one more for good measure:
"It's very dangerous to wave at people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think your cocky"
Clearly he is hilarious... I weep for future generations of comedy for not being able to hear how funny he is and to be inspired by him....
But yeah that's all I'm gonna put in here now because I'm lazy and don't really feel like typing nemore about my spring break
Until later peace
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